So Muffin has a new boyfriend, and my dad has many crazy questions about/for him. As he said to Muffin, "If there are any questions you're too embarrassed to ask, I'm not." So he made a list of questions to ask him, and I joined in on the fun a little too. But then there were some unintended consequences. Here is an excerpt:
12. Does he like math?
13. Does he like blueberries?
14a. Does his sister like math?
14b. Does his sister want to marry [Waffle]?